The Hard Quartet with Sharp Pins at Thalia Hall – Chicago, IL

Don’t miss this upcoming event in Chicago, IL Happening on Thursday, April 3, 2025 at Thalia Hall. Doors open at 8:00 PM.

The Hard Quartet…… is a band. But what is a band? A band, perhaps, can be thought of as a body, a corpus, in which physically discrete lifeforms comprise a chimera that shrieks with one voice. In this particular band, which is one of millions in the world today, four players selflessly merge, become musical, and emit rock n roll that is familiar butnew, warm but icy, melodic but Sphinx-like in its seductive and subtle riddles… essentially, The Hard Quartet has leveled, cultivated, and made lush an entirely new steppe in the ecosystem of guitar-bass-drums-voice agriculture.But we should now introduce the men of the HQ because after that, since you know your shit, youll be all: Him? Him too? And, oh my god, him? Wait, not just them but also him? and youll, rightfully, expect analbum that musos and casuals alike will proclaim a landmark. So, check it out: Lets do this alphabeticallyaccording to last name, which is the most democratic method.Ladies and gentlemen, the Hard Quartet is:Emmett Kelly, a songwriter, guitarist, and vocalist best known for his work in The Cairo Gang as well as in the company of artists such as Will Oldham, Ty Segall, Azita, and many more.Stephen Malkmus, a songwriter, guitarist, and vocalist best known for his work with Pavement, the Jicks, Silver Jews, Straw Dogs, and eponymously.Matt Sweeney, a songwriter, guitarist, and vocalist best known for his work with Chavez, Superwolf, Super-wolves, and in the company of a panoply of artists from Guided by Voices and Cat Power to Johnny Cash and Neil Diamond.Jim White, a drummer and songwriter best known for his work with Dirty Three, Xylouris White, eponymously, and with such stalwarts as PJ Harvey, Smog, and Venom P. Stinger.Do you see? Four Titans, basically. And here they are, now, today, starting a banda band which theyve gone ahead and named The Hard Quartet, for Christs sakewhich is a bulletproof, effortless amalgam of their completely distinct and completely broken-mold utterances. Perhaps, on the streets and the messageboards, youve heard rumors and mutterings about the death of rock. Maybe youve read a critical essay about it in an academic journal. We implore you to reject this crackpot theory propagated by unbelievers and philistines who havent listend to Danny & the Juniors once in their lives.The Hard Quartet, through its very existence and onward via its dedication to electrified reels, hymns, paeans, and rave-ups, is mathematical, empirical proof that human beings slashing at strings, pounding at skins, and opening their mouths to intone tuneful, mythic messages is here to stay. It will never die; well dig it to the end. What follows is a selection of musings, aphorisms, and slogans of the HQ clergymen. Perhaps youll want to fold it up and keep it in your pocket for easy reference in times of rudderlessness. Think of it as a sort of Meditations for the soon-to-be faithful, an Aurelius for the audiophile, a peek through the stubborn skull into the pink bumps and grooves of the pulsating brain shared by Emmett, Stephen, Matt, and Jimalso known, from this day until the sun goes out, as The Hard Quartet.

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