Aged To Perfection Networking Karaoke at Anacostia Arts Center – Washington, DC

Aged to Perfection: Are You Retirement Ready?

A Hilarious Senior Citizen Networking Experience

You’ve worked hard—now it’s time to celebrate like you’ve already made it to retirement! Aged to Perfection is the ultimate networking and costume event where professionals take a break from the grind and step into their golden years—for one night only!

Throw on your best grandparent-inspired attire, grab a cane (for style, not support), and join us for a night of laughs, connections, and nostalgia as we embrace the quirks and wisdom of our future retired selves.

The Experience

Join us at Anacostia Arts Center in Washington, DC, for an evening of networking, games, and hilarious transformations. Whether you’re rocking velcro sneakers, oversized sunglasses, or a floral housecoat, this is your time to shine as the most legendary elder in the room!

What’s Included?

?? Future Self Portraits

• Step into a curated set with props and costumes to showcase your most iconic elder self.

• Professional portraits to commemorate the night—because memories fade, but photos last forever!

?? Networking & Social Mixer

• Connect with fellow “retirees” (a.k.a. hardworking professionals like yourself) in a relaxed and comedic atmosphere.

• Share exaggerated tales of your career and swap “back in my day” stories—real or imagined!

?? Eats by Sibline Inc.

• Enjoy a delicious spread from Sibline Inc., because no senior gathering is complete without good food and good company.

?? Games & Libations

• Classic games, signature drinks, and hilarious icebreakers to keep the conversations rolling.

?? Karaoke Spotlight

• End the night with DJ ART.is, setting the vibe as you belt out timeless hits—because your golden years deserve a golden soundtrack!

Come as you are—or as who you’ll be!

RSVP Today! And get ready for a night of networking, nostalgia, and non-stop laughter!