Snarky Singles! DATING • MEETUP • Aug 11th – Seattle, WA

Snarky Singles! DATING • MEETUP • Aug 11th – Seattle, WA

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Don’t miss this upcoming 2024 Local Event in Seattle, WA. Happening on Sunday, August 11, 2024 at The Octopus Bar. Doors open at 7:00 PM.

Snarky Cards and The Octopus Bar invite YOU and ALL HUMANS to Snarky Singles! 2 hours of mini dates & breaks with your host Alisa Starr.

Taking the terror out of dating!

Be hella gay

Be hella trans

Be hella human.

And meet other humans you might want to touch. Emotionally. Maybe physically. We’ll see!

Alisa Starr, creator of Snarky Cards, is your host for the night at The Octopus Bar. Alisa has made her living working the room, telling the truth and cracking people up.

Bring your insecurities, everybody’s doing it.

$20 – $30 sliding scale.

21+ — we are a Bar, and yes we have food. It’s delicious and provided by The Salty Shack

Agenda for the EVENING

7:00 – 7:30 GET DRINKS/BADGES

7:30 – 8:00 MATCH FOR MINI DATES

8:00 – 8:15 BREAK!

8:15 – 8:45 2ND ROUND OF MINI DATES

8:45 – 9:00 TALK TO YOUR PREFERRED PEOPLE

9:00 – 2:00 KARAOKE with Pat Clark!

Snarky Dating Night Rulez

Everyone is allowed to say no. You don’t need a reason. We have these nights because there are 1000’s of singles in Seattle. If the person u like doesn’t like you, there are tons more, either tonight or next time. So say no. Listen to other people’s no’s. Let the No’s happen.

“No” is a complete sentence. You don’t need to explain your reasons.

Our securty is here for a reason. Please be cool. We want everyone to have fun, and to feel respected. If you or your friend can’t be cool, we have a system for getting you to leave.

Consent is necessary for any next steps. No internet stalking unless you get permission. “Can I look you up online?!?” is a question you have to ask before you stalk someone on insta/linked in/fb/tiktok/google.

*****Unless it’s Alisa Starr. Alisa Starr always wants to be stalked. There are hundreds of photos/videos/essays by her online. Watch her every move.

Making friends is as awesome as meeting lovers. Be nice to everyone.

If you’re not comfortable, tell anyone who works here. We don’t want anyone to say something gross, mean or fucked up to you.

If you make someone uncomfortable, you’ll be asked to leave. If you’re asked to leave, please go. Don’t make it weird. Make it a story you tell later. Where you’re not the asshole at the end.

The condoms are here for a reason. Take 1. Take 5. Use them.

25% of everyone in the US has Herpes. Talking about STI’s is a form of consent. That’s why we put them in the getting to know you questions.

Talking shit is the best part of dating. In between asking and answering questions, you’ll be encouraged to go talk shit about the people you just met at the bar. We want you to be nice. But, like, to people’s faces.

Everyone is beautiful. And everyone is ugly. But we’re only focusing on the beauty tonight. If someone isn’t your type, don’t say why. Don’t make fun of someone’s physical form. Their clothes, the things they say or do are all fine.

We will ask you to label yourself tonight. For this event. If you want to participate, be ready to say. Your name tag will be in the color of what you want. Looking for dating: Yellow. Looking for friends: Red. Looking to hook-up. Green. Looking to for whatever: Blue. The top of your name tag will say your pronouns. Bottom is who you’re looking for. I’m a she/her, looking for a dude brohaus.

There will be a safeword of the night. If you feel uncomfortable and say words about it, say “balloon”. And we’ll leave you alone. Accept the conversation is over. We all say the wrong things sometimes. Alisa Starr has made a career out of it.

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Event ID - 907371050237

Event Venue - The Octopus Bar

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Date And Time

Sunday, August 11th, 2024 @ 07:00 PM
 

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The Octopus Bar
 

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2121 North 45th Street, Seattle, WA 98103
 

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