The Secret Speakeasy at Woodlawn Comedy – San Antonio, TX

Dinner and a movie again? Scrolling through Netflix at home? Most date nights feel the same—predictable, forgettable, and not exactly romantic.

Who Will Love This?

This isn’t just a magic show — it’s a night designed for connection, laughter, and surprise. The Secret Speakeasy is perfect for:

• Couples who want a date night that’s actually memorable (not just dinner and a movie).
• Friends looking for a unique Thursday night out with plenty of laughs.
• Groups celebrating birthdays, anniversaries, or just craving something different.
• Locals & visitors who want to discover one of San Antonio’s best kept secrets.

Our Date-Night Delight Guarantee

If you and your date don’t laugh, feel more connected, and leave talking about the experience… we’ll not only refund your tickets, we’ll even cover your gas money for the ride home.

No questions. No awkward forms. Just a handshake, a smile, and your cash back.

Because if it’s not the best Thursday night you’ve had in San Antonio, we don’t want you to pay for it.

Your risk: $0. Your reward: a night of mystery, laughter, and memories you’ll never forget.

Why You Can Trust This Night Out ✨

• Our magicians have performed for thousands of people across San Antonio and beyond.
• Together, they’ve earned hundreds of 5-star reviews for their clean, interactive shows.
• These are the best local magicians, uniting their talents to bring you an intimate, one-of-a-kind experience.
• Audiences consistently call it “the highlight of their week” and “the perfect date night.”

Why It Beats Every Other Night Out

✅ Unique Venue: A historic theatre turned hidden speakeasy—built-in adventure.

✅ Live Wonder: Feel genuine awe together; no screen can match it.

✅ Clean, Adults-Only Fun: Smart laughs, zero cringe.

✅ Deeper Connection: Conversation tools make hanging out effortless.

What to Expect

Step 1: Arrival & Secrets (7:30 PM)Admission opens at 7:30 PM. You’ll be escorted through a hidden door into a cozy speakeasy setting. Grab a drink or light concession, explore the atmosphere, and meet the magicians up close.

Step 2: The Show (8:00 – 9:00 PM)At 8:00 PM sharp, the stage lights come up for a full hour of interactive magic and clean comedy. Expect cozy seating, surprising audience moments, and laughter that naturally brings you and your date closer together.

Step 3: Lasting Connections (9:00 – 9:30 PM)After the show, stick around to chat, snap photos, or enjoy an encore of close-up magic. By 9:30 PM, you’ll leave amazed, connected, and already planning your next visit.

✨ Seats are limited. Hidden doors don’t stay open for long.Secure your spot for this Thursday at 7pm and give your date the night they deserve.