No Scrubs: New Years Eve 90s Hip Hop and R&B Dance Party (Champagne Toast) at The Function SF: Comedy Club & Cocktail Lounge – San Francisco, CA

Event Description:

Grab your crew and hit the dancefloor at The Function as we say goodbye to the old and HELLO to the new with non-stop vibes, throwback hits, and good company!

We’re turning up all night with your favorite 90s hip hop and R&B jams, killer cocktails, and that one dance partner who just gets it. And of course — when the clock strikes midnight, raise your complimentary glass of champagne for the ultimate toast!

About No Scrubs:
We’re taking it way back to the dopest decade ever — the 90s! Think TLC, Usher, Fresh Prince, Kid ‘N Play, and all the classics that defined a generation. The fashion? Fire. The slang? Legendary. The music? Straight-up UNTOUCHABLE.

So lace up those dancing shoes, bring your best moves, and get ready to groove to the hottest 90s tracks spun by DJ BeatsMe— he’ll keep the party going ’til the popo shut us down! (And remember… NO SCRUBS ALLOWED!)

Pre-Party Laughs:
Before the dance floor heats up, join us for the Comedy Show at 8:30PM! Grab some laughs, sip something tasty, and then stick around for The Function — our epic afterparty that’ll take you straight into 2025 in style.

VIP PACKAGE:

– “Skip the Line” entrance (we have a line of over 500 people depending on what time you arrive) –

– “Birthday Shoutout” If it’s anyone in your crew’s birthday we’d have the DJ give her/him a shoutout –

– “Your Own Table” that accommodates up to 5 people –

– “5 Free Drinks” we will give you tickets to get 5 free drinks of your choice.

SUPER VIP PACKAGE:

Our Super VIP Package includes ALL OF THE ABOVE Plus..

– “On Stage Privilege” You and your crew will have access to gig on stage in front of the whole party –

– “Up To 10 People”

– Free Admission to our 8:30pm Comedy Show Prior to “No Scrubs”

Not to mention, we also have….

—– Live Painter ——

—– Boardgames ——

—– Free Candy ——-

Frequently Asked Questions:

What time should I arrive? – We suggest everyone arrive before 11pm because that’s when it gets CROWDED!

Free Champagne and candy while supplies last!

Is there an age limit? – Yes, 21 and up.

How’s parking? – Little street parking is available. However, we suggest using Lyft or another ridesharing app.

Remember to dress to impress!