Happy As a Clam Love Hotline at – Norfolk, VA

Get your tickets to see Happy As a Clam Love Hotline in Norfolk, VA. Happening on Friday, September 11, 2026 at . Doors open at 8:00 PM.

Are you single? Heartbroken? Wondering if your situationship is ever going to text you back? Forget the other fish in the sea… maybe what you really need is a clam!

Step into the world of Happy As a Clam Love Hotline, a delightfully low-budget late-night cable access show broadcasting straight from the Ocean State. Armed with nothing but a shell phone, unwavering confidence, and questionable credentials, Toni & Gina are here to solve your love life—whether you asked for it or not. They’ll help callers (and maybe even you) navigate breakups, bad dates, suspicious partners, and every relationship disaster in between.

The evening blends live improvisation with scripted comedy sketches as Toni & Gina answer unexpected calls, dish out completely made-up relationship advice, and react in real time to whatever romantic disasters come their way. No two performances are ever the same because neither the hosts nor the audience know who’s calling next. Along the way, the audience gets pulled into the action with interactive segments, unexpected twists, and plenty of opportunities to help—or hinder—the hotline.

Single? Bring yourself. Coupled up? Bring your partner. Got a single friend? Bring them too—Toni & Gina are taking everyone’s calls! No therapy license. No guarantees. Just Toni, Gina, and one shell phone trying to save love one call at a time.

After all… every clam deserves a happy ending. 8PM on September 11th @ Push Comedy Theater

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